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MARTHA STEWART'S TOP TEN WORST TIPS FOR LIVING
10. If you notice a guest using the "wrong" fork, pick up the "right" fork
and jam it into his head
9. Heavily sedated pets make unusual centerpieces
8. Add glitter to every damn thing you own
7. Nothing spruces up bathroom like potpourri & a stack of wrestling
magazines
6. Kick off your O.J. dinner party by having Johnnie Cochran lie about
what's in the chili
5. Old gym shorts stuffed with cat hair make great throw pillows
4. To liven up a "black tie only" affair, wear only a black tie
3. You want livin'? Take a Big Mac, coat with butter, then refry the bastard
2. Household putty is an excellent way to fill embarrassing gap between
teeth
1. To enliven any salad try eating it while hanging by your hair (hair
girls)
Letterman, Monday September 25, 1995
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved